I'm Jess, an 19 year old Australian. Grunge, most subsets of Metal and Classic Rock make me tingle. I am a feminist, realist, socialist, pacifist, atheist. I study law and politics so all I do is argue all day and that makes me inexplicably happy.
when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie is the funniest line in the history of music
girls don’t want boys, girls want season 3 of orange is the new black
The hardest things about a new friendship is trying to find out the boundary for jokes.
clap your hands if you’re bisexual, asexual, or any other sexual and get erased by both the heterosexual and homosexual community
Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”
boyfriends, much like communism, are better in theory